Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Anti Joke

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