what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

. . I am a whale

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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