what is 3+3= 8

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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