A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Pickles

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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