- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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