- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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