- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

So a man walks into a bar, right?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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