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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

I'm homeless.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Beka has AIDS

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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