Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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