Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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