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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

9/11 my birthday

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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