- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

all these jokes are horrible now

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Pickles

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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