- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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