- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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