- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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