- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

outside your comfort zone

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Two baby seals walk into a club.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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