- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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