Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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How do you end a sentence

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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