What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Barack Obama.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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