What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Chuck Norris.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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it was all Tagart

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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