Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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