- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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