Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Anti Joke

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