- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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