- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Gay rights.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

You sick fiend

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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