- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

* anti-punchline

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??