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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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