- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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