Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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