Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Drew Knowles is gay

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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