- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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