- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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