What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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