What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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