- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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