Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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AIDS

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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