- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

hey hey apple

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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