- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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