- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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