what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A Serbian Film

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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\ \ \\ \\ >\/ 7 _.-(6' \ (=__._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. \ > ,.-' >.'

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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#Getweird

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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