- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

every cloud has a silver lining

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