Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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