Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Your're racist.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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