- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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