What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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