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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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