- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What does water smell like? water.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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