Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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This is a joke.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Anti Joke

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