There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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