- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

knock knock... ...no answer

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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