- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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