How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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