Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Women's Rights

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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knock knock come in

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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