- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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