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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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