- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

In soviet Russia...things are different

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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