- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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