What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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