noah is a scrub jungle

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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