- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A man goes to the potty.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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