- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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