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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Knock Knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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