- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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