Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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