A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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