- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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