- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

your no better than a cockroach

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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