- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A sober Irish individual.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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