- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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