- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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