If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Tucker Rivera

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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The Labour Party.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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