- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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