- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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