How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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