jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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VITAMIN C!

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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