Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Anti Joke

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