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What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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