- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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