- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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