- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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