Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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