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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.