- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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