- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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