Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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