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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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