- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

your face

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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