- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Micheal Curran...that is all.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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