What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Error 37.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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