why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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