Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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