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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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