- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Take wrong turns

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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