What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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