An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Women

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A midget walked under a bar.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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