- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

pobody's nerfect

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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