- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

so today i took a poop. hehe

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Take wrong turns

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Women's Rights

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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