What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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