What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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