- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel is a fag

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

9/11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why so serious? Your brother died.

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