- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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