what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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