whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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