- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why are white people white? I don't know

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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