-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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How old are you? 7

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Women's Rights..

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