- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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