My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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