Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

A blonde dies Lololol

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's brown and sticky A stick

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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