- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Knock Knock Come in

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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