- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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