Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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whats white and sticky glue

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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