Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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