- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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