There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A dancer walks into a barre

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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