whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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