- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

I have cancer. And you're next.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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