- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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