What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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