- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

That is so fetch

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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