dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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