- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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