How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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