- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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