- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Rylan Clark

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

The FCC

civil rights

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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