- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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