- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's funny? Women's rights.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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