- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Knock Knock Who's there

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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