Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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