- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A woman walks into a bar.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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