- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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