did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Get up Look in the mirror

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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