- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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