What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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