Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Obama

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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