- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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