Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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eoin burgin is fat

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

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