What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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