A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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whats green and lives in the water

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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