- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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