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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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