Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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i love to lick...

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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