- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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