Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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