- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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