- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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