What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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