- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

miha kako si?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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