Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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