- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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