- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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