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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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