Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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A fat guy!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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men's rights activists

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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The global news

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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