- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

hey guys im gay

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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