What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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