There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock knock knock OCD

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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