why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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