Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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^ That's not even funny ^

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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