- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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