What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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