- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

knock knock come in !

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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