What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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