- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

like most people my age. im 27

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??