- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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