A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Pickle

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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