Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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