- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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