- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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