- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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