- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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