- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Obama = ebola

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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