Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Anti Jokes = Drained

Your mother just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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