What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

knock knock come in !

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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