- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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