What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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