There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Anti Joke

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