- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

... Chan chan

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Cripples are lame.

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