- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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