- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

BIG MAC'S

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Womens rights

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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