what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What is black and looks like a person A black person

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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