- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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