Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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