whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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