- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

hers a joke... japanese people

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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