- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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