What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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