- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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