My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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