- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How old is victor? Half past dead

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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