- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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