- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Your Mom The End.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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