a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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