- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Immigration Laws

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A bar walks into a man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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