- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

your mom.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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