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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

okay so theres this guy.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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