Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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