What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A Serbian Film

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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