- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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