What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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