- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

why does the man appear fat he is

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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