- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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