- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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