- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Whats two plus two Four!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A man was shot. He died.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

a black man pays his child support

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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