- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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