Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

i hate non minorities!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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