A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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