a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Justin Bieber

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