- Anti Joke

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.