someone called someone else a frog

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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