What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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