- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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