Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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