Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

guess what what ...

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

roak

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Women's rights.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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