- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Poop

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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