- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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