- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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