What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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quantum physics?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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