- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I'm Polish.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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