What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Hi, my name is Jake.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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