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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

There's my tractor.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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