why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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XD Jackass.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

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